Tuesday, March 10, 2020

When is a Watermelon not Just a Watermelon? Gallagher's Sledge-O-Matic

Watermelon Love & Code 54 - When is a Watermelon Not Just a Watermelon?

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  • Gallagher's Sledge-O-Matic - "Tell everybody what 9 x 6 is."
  • Mr. Majestyk - Melon Massacre
  • Harry Styles - Watermelon Sugar

When is a Watermelon not Just a Watermelon? Gallagher's Sledge-O-Matic

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  1. Regarding the umbrella thing, I remembered a parody video from 2013 (https://vimeo.com/66477878), where a queer duo named "Las bibas from Vizcaya" ("The nellies from Vizcaya") dubbed scenes from a brazilian soap opera ("Salve Jorge" which in brazilian portuguese means "Hail George" as in "Hail St. George"). These drag queens changed the title to "Salve Bofe" ("Salute hunk"). At 2:40 in the video, the dub says: "Eu vou abrir um guarda-chuva dentro de você...e cantar "Umbrella" de trás pra frente só pra você safadinha". In english this line translates as: "I'm gonna open an umbrella inside you...and sing "Umbrella" just for you, you naughty thing". Interestingly, the actress in this scene, Thammy Miranda, would go on to start her FTM transition right after finishing this role, receiving a girlfriend, a nice house in Orlando, FL, a 230m² penthouse in Sao Paulo, and a baby boy over the years as rewards (while enjoying the good graces of MSM in Brazil to this day). I do think she was rewarded, as her résumé before transition consists of a few years as one of her mother's backup dancers (debaucherous brazilian singer Gretchen), a couple of lesbian porn movies when she declared herself homosexual and this one soap opera, and after transition there are only vague mentions of "him" being "an influencer" and also that "he" was elected alderman but for some reason the Justice Court of Sao Paulo hasn't allowed "him" to take office yet (maybe offering the boy for MTF transition is on the table). And finally, while I was researching comedy duos on the side, the Cheech & Chong wikipedia page has this bit of information: "In 2007, Brett Harvey's marijuana advocacy documentary The Union: The Business Behind Getting High starred Tommy Chong as a commentator about marijuana related issues and his drug paraphernalia charge in 2003. The film had many other notable names such as former Vancouver mayor Larry Campbell, Canadian marijuana seed retailer Marc Emery, Canadian baking marijuana icon "Watermelon Girl", and other marijuana advocates like Author & Former 'Pot TV' Manager Chris Bennett and former High Times editor Steve Bloom". Note the "Canadian baking marijuana icon "Watermelon Girl", I searched for images of this woman and then for images of Wreck Beach, the latter yields among the resulting images a picture of a woman obscuring her breasts with watermelon slices, right beside a picture of several naturists lying on the sand forming the word "love" with their bodies.